Holy blowjobs – if that’s not too much of an oxymoron – this machine really sucks! The Autoblow Blast delivers a perfectly executed deep throat blowjob without the tedious hand cranking most male masturbators require to get you there. Insert yourself into the soft, inviting silicone sleeve and micro-beads ride up and down the length of your cock like an exhilarating blowjob rollercoaster you can perfectly pilot with a multi-speed controller.

The sensations given by the Autoblow are resoundingly solid, intense and much more of a sure thing than your wife or girlfriend. The origins of the product however are shrouded in mystery.

The Autoblow is rumored to originate from deep in the forests of Transylvania, but locals will not talk of it; taverns go quiet and villagers close their doors when you approach. It is whispered that vampires, realizing that the blood sucking business was dying a death, needed to go suck something else in a hurry. The Autoblow was the answer, and all profits are said to go to ‘those that run with the wolves’.

Their cause was taken up by a shadowy ‘gentleman’ who shares their passion for toiling only at night.  Nothing can be ascertained, confirmed or indeed denied about his involvement. Known only as Mr. Autoblow, come the dawn, the man disappears like will-o-the wisp.

The factory, where the Autoblow is lovingly assembled by former Chinese concubines long used to the rigours of the sex industry, runs throughout the night to the accompaniment of music by Los Indios Tabajaras, two guitar playing brothers from Brazil whose beginnings are also long lost in the mists of time.

What is certain is this; if you are searching for a top notch sucking sensation for your aching member, the Autoblow Blast is designed by those who know a thing or two about what it takes to suck.