‘Tis the season to be merry, and we’ve got an all star line up of masturbator sex toys to make you all the more merrier. Insist on one of these little beauties finding its way into your stocking and you’ll be fully stoked throughout Christmas:

The Anal Orifice Masturbator
This will get all your bells jingling. The Anal Orifice Masturbator is a portable masturbator that incorporates a wonderfully super soft foam inlay tunnel of joy that feels just like the real thing. Just apply favorite lube and slip your aching tool into the tight anal orifice and pump away till you blow your load.

Bomber Jacket Nooki Sleave
Slip this in his stocking and he’ll slip into it quicker than you can pull a Christmas cracker. Lube up and you won’t fail to notice how the Nooki Sleeve is so nice and slippery when wet. Its ribbed inner sleeve gives a tight, tantalising grip as you ump away. Perfect way to get in the party spirit.

Cyberskin Buddy
You’ll be well away in a manger with the Cyberskin Buddy. Proof that you don’t need a porn star endorsed toy to get stuck into a really good pocket pussy. This Cyberskin pussy has a soft inner wall that feels so good and so lifelike it won’t take long for Christmas to reach a rousing climax.

Jack Master Premium Masturbator
Voted the number 1 sex toy by the American Pumpers Association, who really have a good grip on things. This premium pleasure pumper has a dual sided pleasure chamber with unique tinglers and ridges and the FLEX-GRIP design for controlled pressure. This could well be your Christmas number one.